Ok, before anyone asks, it’s obviously a joke.
Scott Fennessy passed this on to me a while ago. Apparently, it’s been making the rounds of the Internet.
What, no speed numbers for Chuck?
Thomas Nelshoppen
I am an IT consultant by day and an APBA media mogul by night. My passions are baseball (specifically
Illini baseball), photography and of course, APBA.
I have been fortunate to be part of the basic game Illowa APBA League since 1980 as well as a frequent participant of the Chicagoland APBA Tournament. I am slogging through a 1966 NL replay and hope to finish before I die.
You’d think that he’d get a 15-11 just to represent the few times a year that in a 12-0 game in which he’d already homered five times he’d lay down a bunt single and steal second just because he’s Chuck Norris.
And I didn’t realize he was that old. He’d be in probably his 50th major-league season.
I remember when I started making the card I was also surprised his first name was Carlos too.
I thought about making him a 2* which was a triple then steals home automatically, but it was just a spur of the moment thing meant as a joke submission for Tom’s Monsters vs. Terribles teams.
still needs a 12 though. always a 12 somewhere.
When you roll a 12, Chuck Norris says, “That’s enough 12 for you”.